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Filtered to Renee, Mercedes, Skye, Erin and Dae - Lizzie Baudrillard
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Filtered to Renee, Mercedes, Skye, Erin and Dae
Hey, big sister (and I do mean big). I hear you managed to lose another girlfriend. How is it that you can't keep track of a bunch of redheads, anyway? Oh, I know! Maybe it's because you never spend long enough looking at their faces to remember what they look like before you go down on them.

Maybe they're not even natural redheads, that's probably pretty confusing for you. I'll bet Scarlett's blonde or brunette down there. I mean, come on. A redhead named "Scarlett"? That's bullshit if I ever heard it. No wonder you wouldn't recognise her, even if you did find her.

I don't why they let you have pets, Renee, when you can't even keep track of your girlfriends. It's no wonder Deirdre has to go gallivanting off all over the world just to get away from you. She's the lucky one, she's escaped. How long do you think it will be before Scarlett does the same?
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seminalsemiotic From: seminalsemiotic Date: July 19th, 2009 07:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Fuck you, Elizabeth! You don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
your_venus_doom From: your_venus_doom Date: July 19th, 2009 07:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Fuck me? Getting interested in incest now, are you? You twisted bitch.

Besides, I know perfectly well what I'm talking about. I've known you all my life, after all.
seminalsemiotic From: seminalsemiotic Date: July 19th, 2009 07:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Fuck. Right. Off.
your_venus_doom From: your_venus_doom Date: July 19th, 2009 07:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Original. I'll be sure to write that one down.
allupintheair From: allupintheair Date: July 19th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Scarlett is just getting my sister's sloppy seconds anyway, after all.
seminalsemiotic From: seminalsemiotic Date: July 19th, 2009 10:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh for fuck's sake. You stay out of this, you little shite.

How many people did you show your vitriol to, Elizabeth?
your_venus_doom From: your_venus_doom Date: July 19th, 2009 10:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Oooh, waving the scary sword icons around like a psycho bitch. I'm shaking in my heels, Renee. Really.

And in answer to your question, only the creme de la creme of my social group. Why? Embarrased?
seminalsemiotic From: seminalsemiotic Date: July 19th, 2009 10:04 am (UTC) (Link)
The only thing that embarrasses me is that you're my sister.
your_venus_doom From: your_venus_doom Date: July 19th, 2009 10:04 am (UTC) (Link)
The feeling is mutual.
allupintheair From: allupintheair Date: July 19th, 2009 10:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Why should I? You treat my sister like shit and expect me to ignore it? Even if she is a fucking dyke, you shouldn't get away with just dropping her for the first pair of breasts you see.

Fuck, lesbians are sad.
seminalsemiotic From: seminalsemiotic Date: July 19th, 2009 11:21 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't need to defend myself to you. The fact that Deirdre is still one of my best friends should prove that.
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