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Lizzie Baudrillard
Hey, big sister (and I do mean big). I hear you managed to lose another girlfriend. How is it that you can't keep track of a bunch of redheads, anyway? Oh, I know! Maybe it's because you never spend long enough looking at their faces to remember what they look like before you go down on them.

Maybe they're not even natural redheads, that's probably pretty confusing for you. I'll bet Scarlett's blonde or brunette down there. I mean, come on. A redhead named "Scarlett"? That's bullshit if I ever heard it. No wonder you wouldn't recognise her, even if you did find her.

I don't why they let you have pets, Renee, when you can't even keep track of your girlfriends. It's no wonder Deirdre has to go gallivanting off all over the world just to get away from you. She's the lucky one, she's escaped. How long do you think it will be before Scarlett does the same?
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Keep watching, girls. This is going to be hilarious.

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Sounds like you could use an ally.

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Current Music: HIM - Venus Doom

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I'm sorry, but I can't even dignify Skye's latest entry with a scathing remark.

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Current Music: HIM - Passion's Killing Floor

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This place is so fucked up. Nobody got eaten or crucified in Paris.

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Current Music: HIM - Your Sweet 666

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FUCK YOU ALL, YOU LET ELLA DIE!

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Renee said I should get this to stay in touch and deal with my feelings. Sooooo hi.

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Current Music: HIM - Venus Doom

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